That’s actually a true story. People magazine had the tale, about how Kiefer was talking with Brooke Shields and this designer said hello, and, long story short, he ended up head-butting the designer.
But why read the real story when you can read the first-person accounts on Blogs4Bauer (one of which was written by me)?
Point: You broke my mother-f-ing nose, bro, by Jack McCollough
Counterpoint: Moooooooooooo!, by Jack Bauer
Come back tomorrow for my take on yesterday’s – ahem – filler episode.